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afk:

Burger King fries don’t deserve to be called fries.

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

vvebkinz:

how do i fuck this kid without letting him know that i want to fuck him

unregardless:

dear ellen degeneres,

i, too, have done absolutely nothing, and i am looking to pay off my student loans,